Picture Captioning #9

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Sir Bruce looks at one of the marvels of nature. The ant hill!
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*&#^@! That's the last time I hire Hobbits to build anything!
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Knight- "Is it just me or is this castle getting smaller ?"

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I thought there was something a little strange abouth that cake.

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Knight:Help i'm not feeling very well get me out i'm melting. I think i might have a shortage on money oh wait i bought a shirt with it.

Merlin:Idiot.
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It was at that point the giant realized he'd just stepped on his future father-in-law...
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As the knight walked around the tiny castle, it occured to him that maybe the wizard's spell had had an effect after all. But then he noticed that all the little soilders were just ants, phew!
Knight: Remind me never to squash an ant. With this building abillity, they might kill me.
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Re: Picture Captioning #9

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Too late, Brave Sir Robin realized his error... when he had sketched out on the ground the castle he wanted built, he did not specify to the builders that it was only a scale drawing and not actual size.
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Knight: *Sighs* I'm just a mini-fig man, stuck in a micro-fig world..."
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"Castles are not anymore what they used to be..."
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The commercial didn't say anything about the actual size of the do-it-yourself castle ...
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You see, obesity was a problem then too.
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You could tell that there was a problem when they substituted Lego figs for rats in the maze.
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...But the TV commercial said that Atkins would help me control my waist size! Look at me now...
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I swear it looked bigger in the catalogue...
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