Legoland Security: "We might need some help with this, the guy who is standing in the lego castle has a sword, and we can't pepper spray him with that visor."
Legoland manager: "Just keep the crowd moving, maybe he won't do anything if we don't antagonize him. Just let him be in the castle display for now, I'll call the police."
Guy in knight suit: *Singing excerpts from the HMS Pinafore*
And that is how my last trip to Legoland in Europe went, oh, except for the fact that I got arrested later in Belgium for indecent exposure, but that is a different story.
There is no such thing as chaos in God's universe, there is only the lack of human understanding; our inability to see how the system works and interacts. --Avery Christy