The Cow Cavalry

Lord Scuba · Post by **Lord Scuba** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:15 pm

The elite of the elite, feared by all, there rabid bulls send waves of terror through there enemies hearts. The Cow Cavalry are here to serve:

Post by **SavaTheAggie** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:30 pm

He certainly does look ready to mooooove out.

That's udderly fantastic.

You're really horning in on the horse market.

As if there wasn't already a stampede on buying cows.

--Tony

Lord Scuba · Post by **Lord Scuba** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:35 pm

SavaTheAggie wrote:He certainly does look ready to mooooove out.

That's udderly fantastic.

You're really horning in on the horse market.

As if there wasn't already a stampede on buying cows.

--Tony

Oooh, punny!

RichardAM · Post by **RichardAM** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:45 pm

Horses are overrated, and besides, they're too expensive.

Username · Post by **Username** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:23 pm

Yeah, I was hoping for a more ferocious looking cow to go with my KKI Bull Knights...

Crimson Wolf · Post by **Crimson Wolf** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:44 pm

Look out, It's the COWvelry!! Ha Ha ...

Knight of Honor · Post by **Knight of Honor** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:45 pm

What about AFTER the battle >:D

Traveler · Post by **Traveler** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:54 pm

Knight of Honor wrote:What about AFTER the battle >:D

Steak anyone?

footsteps · Post by **footsteps** » Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:13 am

Crimson Wolf wrote:Look out, It's the COWvelry!! Ha Ha ...

Ah, you beat me to it. Cowvalry was the first thing that came to mind when I read the thread title.

Alan

Voran_the_Scholar · Post by **Voran_the_Scholar** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:03 pm

Now here are represented the forces of udder destruction!

Yep, they'll be a real horn in the enemy's side.

No, it's not COWvalry, it's CALFalry.

Post by **Bluesecrets** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:10 pm

Ah Scuba, this really MOOved me!

Okay in all seriousness, you know I like these cows and I think that big smile is just the perfect smile for a guy riding a cow...if he's trying to have fun and all.

I have but one warning for this soldier of yours...be very careful of the poo...

Tower of Iron Will · Post by **Tower of Iron Will** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:10 pm

I guess it was only a matter of time before someone would start a new Cow-Pack faction. Funny.

-Tower

Lord Scuba · Post by **Lord Scuba** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:25 pm

These must be the worst jokes I've ever heard, yet I can't stop laughing

The Blue Knight · Post by **The Blue Knight** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:19 am

How about a red bull--it could have wings! Does this brown cow give chocolate milk? I thought this would be jerky, or just a load of bull, but I like it. Are these in the Jersey national guard? Sir Loin rides to the rescue (that's from my daughter)! Well, time to make like a cow patty and hit the trail.

Post by **Ye Olde Republic** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:37 pm

Cute one. About .5 seconds after realizing that you could mount a fig onto these cows, I thought about Mongo riding into town on his Brahma bull. Blazing Saddles is one of the best Mel Brooks movies ever...