Castle Caption #2

[SavaTheAggie]

Welcome to Castle Caption #2!

For those of you who are familiar with the original Classic-Castle Picture Captioning, this is a bit different. There are no final votes, there is no "best caption." This is just for fun for fun's sake.

Either click the above picture to add a caption on Flickr, or reply and add it here.

Have fun!

--Tony

[Elephant Knight]

Back! Back you foul creature! Take one more step and I'll eat you!

EKnight

[Aliencat]

"I wanted to be a cheesy puff once, you copycat!"

[Brik Masta]

!!!JELLYBEAN vs. CHEESE PUFF!!!

[Robin Hood]

What is it they've got, precious? Is it crunchable? Is it tasty? Is it nice, my preciousss? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable? Bless us and splash us. my preciousss! I guess it's a choice feast; at least a tasty morsel it'd make us, gollum!

Okay not a completely original quote, so sue me.

Dan

[footsteps]

ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
ARTHUR and CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Hah!
[clunk]
Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid snack food. You've got no arms left.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT's right leg off]
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Come here!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a looney.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: The Cheese-Puff Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT's last leg off]
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Ooh. All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow jelly beans! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

[CastleLord]

ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
ARTHUR and CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Hah!
[clunk]
Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid snack food. You've got no arms left.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT's right leg off]
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Come here!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a looney.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: The Cheese-Puff Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT's last leg off]
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Ooh. All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
CHEESE-PUFF KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow jelly beans! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

Great remake from Monty python!

CastleLord.

[Formendacil]

Puff, the Magic Dragon Ball, was an easier kill than Sir Danju was expecting.

[Maedhros]

KKII always was kind of cheesy, don't you think?

[Aliencat]

KKII always was kind of cheesy, don't you think?

Best one yet

[Seikfreid]

KKII always was kind of cheesy, don't you think?

Best one yet

Definitely! That's hilarious!

[LEGOFREAK]

Lost under the couch since 2005, Danju survives as best he can.. hunting cheesy poofs and fighting off dust bunnies....

[Heir of Black Falcon]

Lost under the couch since 2005, Danju survives as best he can.. hunting cheesy poofs and fighting off dust bunnies....

I always knew he would be the one of the KKII line to survive of the knights! Not sure how Jayko won in the end. The guy had serious issues, the jey one having his color being baby blue...

Heir

[DO+1]

These new Orange Bricks are very fragile

[LEGOFREAK]

These new Orange Bricks are very fragile

ok, that one made me actually laugh out loud... and not the internet speak where you really mean an inside giggle.
(ok - its not like I wet my pants or anything, but there was a real good "HAH" there...)