Roleplay Gazette

the_great_one · Post by **the_great_one** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:09 pm

this is going to be a new feature. If you have any articles Priv Msg to me with the article.
This is how it will work.
I will post articles about things. be there be Kings visiting othere royalty, or a group of mystery men hijacking a ship...

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THE ROLEPLAY GAZETTE

Please read throughly, the magazine/Newspaper is written by yours truly, Markus Dellany.

The Truth Behind the Wig.

Recently, King ArchBALD of a small black knight isle to the south, has been seen with a beautiful young lady, by the name of Lady Julieta Jeni. They were seen at a charity ball, apparently holding hands, and set off in a carrage to the kings most wonderful palace at Fujitor, in Black Knight isles. But, half way to the palace, the two people got into a heated argument, and the carrrage stopped. In recent history, the king has been said to have a wig. When questioned about this, he has always said that he has had a dirty green colored hair, therefore, he likes to ware a wig. But, the Lady Julieta, began flailing her arms around. In a series of odd events, the kings crown began to fall, and the kings servants saved it luckily. But, the king was not so lucky. His wig fell from his head, and fell to the floor. The King ArchiBALD does not have dirty green hair, he is bald! He flung his arms to his head in shame, and jumped into the carrage, which easily exeded the current speed limit!
We will have more on this ground breaking story in next months issue.

7 days, and 7 nights

The illusionist Navid Paine, has undertook another breath taking stunt. In the middle of a Knights Kingdom two place. It is said that this is the place in which the famed "misfits" had broken out of Knigh Kingdom 2's supervision. Navid Paine, has to get hung. And, he has to survive for 7 days and 7 nights!!! People are saying he should take lessons from the young fellow with an eye patch of the misfits!!
In a recent interview, Navid Paine lost it, as a fellow journalist said to Paine.
"The bull, earless, the Blackcoat, and the wolf are not gonna save you now!!" Navid paine lost his temper and huffed out.

(lol, there ya go roleplayers! read away!)
Nikos

the_great_one · Post by **the_great_one** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:57 pm

The recent Crowning of the Earl Of Wells.

In a joyous day, the Earl of Wells has recently been crowned the King of the World GAMES. In the up coming World GAMES events, Wells will be the guest of honor. He throughly deserves the Title of the King of Games, and you cant disagree with that can you! He has been working very hard on the recent phenomana of Gladiator fighting, and the authorities approached him, to ask if he would take the title of A king of games. Wells accepted this to our delight, and is now very busy.
We wish all our luck to Wells.

Readers Column.

Dear Gazette,
I have recently been a sufferer of Fall-aparty, which, as everybody knows, is a cruel disease in which our body falls away from our torso. When i am trying to watch guard in the Black Falcons Castle, i will just fall in 2. After a while it gets rather annoying, as i have to call for one of my friends to put me back together, and i get embarrased... Please, have you got a solution to this problem?
Mr Black Falcon (annonymos)

Well, we have had problems like this in the past. I fi were you, i would suggest invading a harry potter box, with a small force, (there are alot of thos harry potter guys) and stealing a new pair of legs. It is then a simple task, to swap the legs. It is not at all painful. If you are still falling apart, i suggest you take leave, and swap your whole torso and legs. (it will not be hard to find an identicle torso to yours, if you know what i mean!)
Glad we could help,

LONGBOW · Post by **LONGBOW** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:03 am

what's the point of this?

Daimyo · Post by **Daimyo** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:21 am

LONGBOW wrote:what's the point of this?

Non eof your freakin' business.

Post by **Formendacil** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:52 am

Daimyo wrote:
LONGBOW wrote:what's the point of this?
Non eof your freakin' business.

I'm not an admin, so my weight is off the charts (literally, it floated off), but both of you: CHILL OUT

As for the answer to Longbow's question: FUN! Its that strange phenomenon that happens around here occasionally.

Lord_Of_The_LEGO · Post by **Lord_Of_The_LEGO** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:05 am

Daimyo wrote:
LONGBOW wrote:what's the point of this?
Non eof your freakin' business.

Behavior like this will result in being banned from the Classic-Castle Forum. This is your last warning.

jamitjames · Post by **jamitjames** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:18 pm

Lord_Of_The_LEGO wrote:
Daimyo wrote:
LONGBOW wrote:what's the point of this?
Non eof your freakin' business.
Behavior like this will result in being banned from the Classic-Castle Forum. This is your last warning.

Not good for Daimyo.