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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Brik Masta » Fri May 28, 2010 5:20 pm

"Heeey, you told I'd be able to hear the ocean!"
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Sir Osis of Liver » Mon May 31, 2010 6:48 pm

Don't move, there's a bee on your helmet...
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby domboy » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:20 pm

Troll 1: I am a powerful warrior!! See this Troll Club? I'll beat you with it and turn you to mush!

Troll 2: Oooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't!! There's a... a peck here with a Troll Club pointed at me!!

Troll 1: Don't call me a peck!

Troll 2: Oh, I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, PECK!
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Sir Nelson » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:10 am

A few...

1. From "Troll Trek", episode "Mirror, Mirror".

2. "You can see me shadow? Kill!"

3. "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Count Blacktron » Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:52 pm

"Harold, if you don't bring a proper sized club to battle... I'll club you. Again!"
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Sir Zeppelin » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:40 pm

"No, I invented the wheel!"

"No, I invented..."
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And his drop of reason.
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby troll » Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:23 am

father (dark voice):"then son, lift the club up like this"
son (dumb voice)"ookai"
Look! it's a troll, it's a funny troll! ---> :orc:

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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby veevers24 » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:05 pm

where's the ball?
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby SPACE MARINE » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:18 am

Can I borrow that, I'm late for the mariachi festival.
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Ye Olde Republic » Sat Jan 08, 2011 6:22 pm

DUDE! Where did you find the series 1 caveman? Me been looking everywhere!
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby rogue27 » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:21 pm

"... and here you see two trolls in their natural habitat: The Internet Discussion Forum"
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby theboywarrior » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:57 pm

Grey Club Grunk: Heeeey! Where you get dat big drumstick! :twitch:
Moron Murp: Me find it in ah three, but me break all me theef on it! :cry:

Athos wrote:"I bet if we held our clubs a little lower, we'd get even dirtier captions..."

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hunh? what does that mean? or are you morally obliged not to tell anyone...? :raiseone:
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Ye Olde Republic » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:14 am

Yes, he's morally obliged to not explain that comment further.

Also, I just wanted to let you know that double posting is frowned upon very heavily here. I've taken the liberty of mashing those two posts together for you. :D
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby theboywarrior » Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:04 pm

Ye Olde Republic wrote:Yes, he's morally obliged to not explain that comment further.

Also, I just wanted to let you know that double posting is frowned upon very heavily here. I've taken the liberty of mashing those two posts together for you. :D



sorry about that, i will do my best not to let it happen again! :)
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Re: Castle Caption #3

Postby Ye Olde Republic » Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:37 am

No worries, you'll get the hang of it. Stop talking to yourself hey?
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