Castle Caption #3

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Don't move, there's a bee on your helmet...
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Troll 1: I am a powerful warrior!! See this Troll Club? I'll beat you with it and turn you to mush!

Troll 2: Oooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't!! There's a... a peck here with a Troll Club pointed at me!!

Troll 1: Don't call me a peck!

Troll 2: Oh, I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, PECK!
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A few...

1. From "Troll Trek", episode "Mirror, Mirror".

2. "You can see me shadow? Kill!"

3. "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

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"Harold, if you don't bring a proper sized club to battle... I'll club you. Again!"
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father (dark voice):"then son, lift the club up like this"
son (dumb voice)"ookai"
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where's the ball?
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Can I borrow that, I'm late for the mariachi festival.
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DUDE! Where did you find the series 1 caveman? Me been looking everywhere!
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Grey Club Grunk: Heeeey! Where you get dat big drumstick! :twitch:
Moron Murp: Me find it in ah three, but me break all me theef on it! :cry:
Athos wrote:"I bet if we held our clubs a little lower, we'd get even dirtier captions..."

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Yes, he's morally obliged to not explain that comment further.

Also, I just wanted to let you know that double posting is frowned upon very heavily here. I've taken the liberty of mashing those two posts together for you. :D
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Ye Olde Republic wrote:Yes, he's morally obliged to not explain that comment further.

Also, I just wanted to let you know that double posting is frowned upon very heavily here. I've taken the liberty of mashing those two posts together for you. :D

sorry about that, i will do my best not to let it happen again! :)
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No worries, you'll get the hang of it. Stop talking to yourself hey?
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