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Picture Captioning #12

Postby SavaTheAggie » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:19 am


Welcome to Picture Captioning here at!

What is picture captioning? Simple! Picture Captioning is when you supply a description, account or dialogue to what is happening in the picture.

The Rules:

Just reply to this post with your caption! It's all in good fun, so try to keep it clean. But! You'll only have about a week to get your caption in!

When posting a caption, please submit captions only, do not comment on other captions.

Please one caption per author.

Good luck!


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Postby gul_avel » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:20 am

Once again, caught on video and played on FOX in another episode of "When Castle Minifigures Attack!" we see another instance of castle minifigs rallying forth in small bands to rip to shreds modern figures for their gruesome building of additional castle figures...

King: "I know I am the newcomer here, but uh, can I get that spiffy black cowl?"

Forestman:"Look, we only let you come 'cause we needed someone to hold Jar Jar down while we, ha ha, pantsed him."

Wolf:"Yah, besides you know black is not your color scheme. And don't even think about the torso, that's gonna be another villager that I can later recruit for my peasant band."

Forestman:"Alright, but I get a new pair of legs."

R2D2: In droid gibberish: "Phew, dang lucky I ain't a minifig."
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Postby forester3291 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:09 pm

Palpatine: "my hood!"

Obi Wan: "Yeah. I never knew you were bald."

Palpaine: "Shut up! Besides you are bald too now, and YOU can't walk I can."

Obi Wan:"That's what you think" *pulls out a bottle of rogaine and his lightsaber(to cut off Palpatines legs) :twisted:

Palpatine: *Gasps*
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Postby Jojo » Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:31 pm

*beeeeep swrrrrrrllllll trliliii yiiiieep dydllyp*
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Postby rogue27 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:16 pm

"So you see, Your Grace, us so-called outlaws do provide a valuable service to the kingdom. Perhaps you could thank us by releasing a couple of our buddies?"
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Re: Picture Captioning #12

Postby footsteps » Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:54 pm

As you can see, Your Grace, in only a couple of trips we can salvage a treasure trove of accessories to embellish your kingdom. We'll come back after lunch for the last bits. And I'll be glad to toss that noisy trash bin over the side once we're done.
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Postby LEGOFREAK » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:14 pm

Castlefigs chorus...
*hiiii hooooo.... hiiii hooooo.
hi ho hi ho its off to brick we go!
we gots smarts we took their parts!
its off to brick we go!
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Postby TheOrk » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:23 pm

King: This is what happens to space when it tries to compete with Castle!
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Postby Sir Garth » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:35 pm

Royal King: Ehm... the Emperors' items for one Naboo guard hat and a jedi brow cape?
Wolfpack: No no, you get the emperors items are two armed battle droids, for the items you offered you would only get a lightsaber or two...
Forestman: ? Who made this crappy trading system?
Wolfpack: Me of course, so I get alot of profit from it
Royal King: Oh
*And the bulls arrive in kk2*
Cedric the bull: "Hahaha Leo we're here to- wtf?"
*and the bulls see some happy knights bouncing at each other with carts*
Cedric (shocked): "I guess we got the wrong KK''
Bull soldier (frightened): "Lets go back"
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Postby Tedward » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:18 pm

KING: No, really tell me... did you have the ace?
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Postby Formendacil » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:55 pm

We've all heard the story of the Emperor's new clothes.

In this sequel, we see that his new tailors were no better. Leaving two of his attendants dead, they too fled taking some of his posessions.
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Postby Duke_Dave » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:58 pm

Forestman- Look dudes.... We have to get our own theme!

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Postby Bruce N H » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:03 pm

Version 1:

King: Wait! We have to go back. We missed two great torsos.

Version 2:

Forestman: Harry potter -- check. Star Wars -- check. Okay, who's next?
King: Well, I've got my eye on some headrags and torsos from the Pirate guys.
Wolfpack dude: Ooh, good call. After that we have to hit those Adventurers, too.

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Postby Luís » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:34 pm

Emperor: Give me back my hood, a emperor isn't suposed to be bold.
Qui-Gon: well, at least you can walk.
King: Let's get going, we must come back to those torsos.
Star wars guys:Let's run!!!!
Forestman: they recused giving us candy, we made trick.
King: Yeah, and these are good stuff.
Wolfpack:Pity it isn't Hallowen time yet.
Forestman:Yeah, I think that too.
King: Shut and carry.
Predictable end to story: Royal kniths will be missing a king again.
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Postby Daimyo » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:16 pm

The Partsfather.

Mitchell, the naive Forestman son: "How are we goin' to get those parts, pops?"

King Vito Brickelone: "Easy. We give 'em an offer they can't refuse."
"Alright Kif, let's show these freaks what a bloated, runaway military budget can do"
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