Picture Captioning #14

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Damien
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Post by Damien »

What's in your wallet?
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viking: GIVE ME MY AXES!!!
tux: Not until you get a more historical helmet.



tux: lets see thats 2 axes 29.99, so 59.98 coins please.
viking: do you accept Norman Express?


viking: give me my axes, you little baby.
tux: little baby? Howcome?
viking: you couldnt handle the axes, and cut off ALL of you hair.
tux: ok, here!
:tuxedo guy sits in a corner and cry's like a little baby:
viking: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Post by The Hordesman »

"Better armed than horned"
-old matador saying


(Not true but fitting)
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Post by Sir Dillon »

Jeeves learns the hard way that he should always read the fine text in the 'job offers' section of the paper before applying.
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Post by Duke_Dave »

Viking- "Jevees, for the last time when I go
courting I will then take my good axe.
As I am still working on my fortune
right now you need only bring my fighting axe".....
Mumbles- thats the problem with new saxon slaves they never know nothing about dress codes.


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Post by Shadow »

Suited dude: Sorry we don't allow weapons in the Whitehouse!
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Post by TwoTonic Knight »

No, no, NO! You'll never hack off these stupid horns holding the axes like that!
Redwine the Ribald: Stare long enough into the abyss...
Two-Tonic Tippler: ...and you spit into it.

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Post by gul_avel »

* In order to improve his reputation, King Hagar decided to pillage some English butlers rather than the young maidens on his latest voyage for the purpose of classing up his great hall. Let's watch how it turns out...*

Viking warrior: "Eye likes this new gig, valet parking for me long ship, an' now helm an' weapons keeper at the door, hey, where's me ticket for that?"

Butler: "Sorry sir, I will fetch your ticket, but first, may I take your helm?"
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Post by Sir Nelson »

Image

Viking: "Give me Axe now!!"

Butler: "Is that a helmet in your pants, Sir, or are you just glad to see me?"



(Well, it kinda DOES look like a helmet, doesn't it?) :shock:
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Post by Sir Kohran »

Posh Buyer: Hm, these axes are not in, ahem, pristine condition, having been used, ahem, by you already in several sets, do not have the, ahem, shape of the classic axes, and the mottled, ahem, steel is not quite up to scratch.

Viking Warrior: Hey, look, they were the best I could get! KK2 got us for copyright theft on the swords!
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Post by Gallus »

Viking: JEEVES!!!!!! Look what you did to my shirt! How am I supposed to go out into public showing this much skin?
Jeeves: I think I'll just put these away before you hurt someone, sir.
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Viking: Here, hold my axes while I go get my bucket & spade
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No you may not play my drums.
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Post by Shadow »

Here are you axes sir. I hope that new cup fits.

(Ok, ok... maybe it is a bit crass, but it does look a bit like that.)
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Viking: "You replaced the broken handle with what? New brown?!"
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