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This is a fun little game we can do. Ask a question about the world of LEGO castle, and then the next person answers, and then asks a question of their own.

The first question,

How did the Black Smith get a bat in his attic?
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He went as a soldier in a campaign to Fright Knights land. That wasn't too long ago, and he got a pet bat. He took it home but it died. So he stuffed it and put it in his attic. How's that?
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How's that?
Good!

What makes the black sword black?

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jb wrote:What makes the black sword black?
Some idiot dropped it into a barrel of tar. :lol:

Why is Majesto in a blue suit?
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jb wrote: What makes the black sword black?

James
You see, the Queen loves to color coordinate, and much to the King's dismay, she tries to color coordinate everything. Now all of those dreadful knights of his have grey swords, but grey or black helms, and that just wouldn't do. So the Queen told the armorer to start creating black swords to match the black helms of the King's knights. However, after learning of this, the King, finally fed up with his wife's meddling into his army (after all, she starting telling the troops that if they carried a lion shield or flag, they couldn't have a crossed axe torso), he commanded the armorer to stop after only creating one sword.

If the Forestmen are so intent on keeping everything 'hidden', then why is their fortress sitting in a body of water uncoverd for all to see?

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Why is Majesto in a blue shirt
Because his grey one was in the wash the day he was massed-produced

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Because they were once clowns in the Dragon Master's circus, Burnem and Hailey.
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Why are the Jellybean Knights in outrageous colors?
Because they're poor, and they couldn't find any dark grey armor at a decent price.
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Because Admiral Sandlin detected that if he was in one place at once, the future would be evil so he sent cloners back in time to clone him.
Why was Cedric called the Bull?
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Daimyo wrote:Why was Cedric called the Bull?
Because he was so bull-headed in wanting to be in a LEGO theme; so TCL created this terrible castle line to put him in. He's been trying to regain his self respect ever since.

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Why do all the Royals have the exact same crest for Knights Kingdom and the Royal Knights and Crusaders?
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SavaTheAggie wrote:
jb wrote: What makes the black sword black?

James
You see, the Queen loves to color coordinate, and much to the King's dismay, she tries to color coordinate everything. Now all of those dreadful knights of his have grey swords, but grey or black helms, and that just wouldn't do. So the Queen told the armorer to start creating black swords to match the black helms of the King's knights. However, after learning of this, the King, finally fed up with his wife's meddling into his army (after all, she starting telling the troops that if they carried a lion shield or flag, they couldn't have a crossed axe torso), he commanded the armorer to stop after only creating one sword.

If the Forestmen are so intent on keeping everything 'hidden', then why is their fortress sitting in a body of water uncoverd for all to see?

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Because all the other secret bases were taken by the Wolfpack.
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Daimyo wrote:Why do all the Royals have the exact same crest for Knights Kingdom and the Royal Knights and Crusaders?
TLG wouldn't let them have a nude woman.

How is a raven like a writing desk?
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Jeff-o-rama wrote:
How is a raven like a writing desk?

They're both scary.

How did King Leo become King?
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Daimyo wrote:If the Dragon Masters are masters of Dragons, why do they have to keep them locked up in cages?
That's the secret of their strength. The dragons that they had locked up were masters of all other dragons. Since the Dragon Masters had had the "master dragons" locked and therefor controlled them, they were able to control all other dragons and be masters of them.
Valus wrote:How did King Leo become King?
Because he is so wimpy that the people can do persuade him to do anything they want him to; which means that the land is run just how they want it. So, over all, it's a pretty pleasant life for those living in the land of Leo.
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