(hint: this joke expires after I post 18 more messages)
Nobody is bothering to read my message count and look at my title - gad, I have to beat people over the head to get the joke!
I got it, but there seemed to be no point to posting. I mean, I may be a prolific poster (or I may not, but no one would agree with THAT assessment), but I try to have SOME sort of a point to my post.
Now, if I could only figure what the point to this post is....
Now I am a Landlord! I'll be by to rob you peasants just as soon as my shiney ney sword arrives. Speaking of which I need some henchmen to enforce what I deem proper for compensation for my new position.
Will
After a long absence, I have returned. I can't wait to start building again.
wlister wrote:Now I am a Landlord! I'll be by to rob you peasants just as soon as my shiney ney sword arrives. Speaking of which I need some henchmen to enforce what I deem proper for compensation for my new position.
Will
I'll be a bailiff any day now, and I would be happy to be one of your henchmen. Just let me know if you need anyone arrested, executed, or just want me to break their thumbs.
"Always do what you want, and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." ~ Doctor Suess
doctorsparkles wrote:
I'll be a bailiff any day now, and I would be happy to be one of your henchmen. Just let me know if you need anyone arrested, executed, or just want me to break their thumbs.
Hmm Broken thumbs... now that sounds like you could be a likely candidate. I will keep you in mind.
jamitjames wrote:
Sir Terrance wrote:
Now I'm really curious what 1000 is. C'mon wlister, post post post post post...
No! Thats not why he posts!.
I must admit, I do post often, but I think that before I hit 1000, Formendacil might surpass me, we will see.
I really don't post for the title, I try to have a legitimate reason to post or a funny thing to add, but I must admit it is fun to get a new title once in a while.
Will
After a long absence, I have returned. I can't wait to start building again.
If I posted merely for titles, I'd have run out of things to say a long time ago.
Say around 400.
I dunno if I'll past Will before 1000 or not. He posts more when he's around, I'm around more. (At least, that's my assessment.) And Will's been around a lot lately.
Well I have gone and done it. The first person to legitimately reach 1000 posts. What do I get for my long windedness? The tiltle of a long winded member of society. A councilor, of what I don't know, Legal, Marital, Spiritual or Governemental. Either way further proof I have too much to say. I am sure at some point between 1000 and 1100, Formendacil will overtake me, but for now I am top lackey.
Will
After a long absence, I have returned. I can't wait to start building again.
wlister wrote:Well I have gone and done it. The first person to legitimately reach 1000 posts. What do I get for my long windedness? The tiltle of a long winded member of society. A councilor, of what I don't know, Legal, Marital, Spiritual or Governemental. Either way further proof I have too much to say. I am sure at some point between 1000 and 1100, Formendacil will overtake me, but for now I am top lackey.
Will
I'll say it again: maybe, maybe not. You post at about the same speed as me when you're around, and you've been around a lot lately. If you stay around for a couple more weeks, you'll have 1100 made. And I'm leaving for the weekend, so there goes any posts on those days....
