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Hayden. wrote:Of course I make a good point, I don't have permanent brain freeze like you hairy bunch.

That is sooo true. Exept I'm not even Garhiem I have chosen to inhabit more temperate climates, between the tree-huggers and the sun scorched camel dealers

The only jibber-jabber that needs to be made in the thread is that our glorious Queen Galainir is on the throne, while the rest of you hairy, stinky, camel-herding, tree-hugging peasants are under our heavy hand of ownership. How's it feel, after all these years, to have the tables turned? Bash each other all you want, but your precious leaders are in a cold dark cell, playing Parcheesi to pass the time.

SSchmidt wrote: Bash each other all you want, but your precious leaders are in a cold dark cell, playing Parcheesi to pass the time.

Well, you know the old saying : "Let the Garhim win."

The south of Garheim is full of lush forests and rushing waterfalls; perfect for hunting, hiking, and camping. I guess you could camp out in Loreos, if you like sharing your tent with snakes and scorpions (not to mention Loreesi themselves, stinking like camels and horses ) And who really wants to go to Lors Vegos and lose all of their money to crooks when they can come to one of the many ski resorts Garheim has to offer? Heck, I'd rather wander the endless forests of Lenfald, licking toads and hugging trees for the rest of my life than have to live day in and day out in the desert sun - I bet those shiny suits of armor collect a lot of sweat

Ronin Dragonslayer wrote: Well, you know the old saying : "Let the Garhim win."

The south of Garheim is full of lush forests and rushing waterfalls; perfect for hunting, hiking, and camping. I guess you could camp out in Loreos, if you like sharing your tent with snakes and scorpions (not to mention Loreesi themselves, stinking like camels and horses ) And who really wants to go to Lors Vegos and lose all of their money to crooks when they can come to one of the many ski resorts Garheim has to offer? Heck, I'd rather wander the endless forests of Lenfald, licking toads and hugging trees for the rest of my life than have to live day in and day out in the desert sun - I bet those shiny suits of armor collect a lot of sweat

It's one thing to have a nice little bit a snow, but quite another to be buried to your neck. And besides, snakes and scorpions are a great source of protein.

Ian... wrote:

Ronin Dragonslayer wrote: Well, you know the old saying : "Let the Garhim win."

The south of Garheim is full of lush forests and rushing waterfalls; perfect for hunting, hiking, and camping. I guess you could camp out in Loreos, if you like sharing your tent with snakes and scorpions (not to mention Loreesi themselves, stinking like camels and horses ) And who really wants to go to Lors Vegos and lose all of their money to crooks when they can come to one of the many ski resorts Garheim has to offer? Heck, I'd rather wander the endless forests of Lenfald, licking toads and hugging trees for the rest of my life than have to live day in and day out in the desert sun - I bet those shiny suits of armor collect a lot of sweat

It's one thing to have a nice little bit a snow, but quite another to be buried to your neck. And besides, snakes and scorpions are a great source of protein.

Hah! You sound like Bear Grylls

Please don't quote entire paragraphs when replying to the person right above you. Just hit "reply" instead of "quote"

@Brickninja, we Loreesi are survivalists like Bear Grylls, unlike you soft Garhim.

I'd like to see how well you'd do in our cold mountains that we're so well adapted to.

Easy peasy, just lop off the heads of a few drunk Garhim and steal their thick coats.

With no knowledge of the area? Nah, I don't think so

We have plenty of knowledge about the area from the spies that you Garhim are too drunk to notice.

Obviously then, Loreesi have no idea how to party and have fun

Sure we do, we just know when it is appropriate. You Garhim think every time is the perfect time to get drunk...

An all this is why I allign with the Outlaws... no mater how bad you all make it out. We live in relitive peace with all, live in all areas, and know its not the size of our sowrds that mater its how you use them. Where all you others try to swing your sowrds trying to prove whos is bigger accomplishing nothing in the process.

Ian... wrote:We have plenty of knowledge about the area from the spies that you Garhim are too drunk to notice.

Yeah, this guy is doing a great job

"Garheim s-s-s-stinks! ACHOO!!! Go L-l-l-loreos!"