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So, Josh is an Admin now, eh. Well, let me just say....

ARTHUR: Well, I am king!
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.
WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN: Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting--
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you. Shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

Alan,

Did you write all of that from memory?

Watch me use my new powers....Banned!


Josh

JoshWedin wrote:Alan,

Did you write all of that from memory?

Google, copy, paste

JoshWedin wrote:Watch me use my new powers....Banned!

Figures!

And I repeat...
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

footsteps wrote: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

You've heard of benevolent dictators, right? That's kind of like me...except for the benevolent part.

Josh "Absolute Power corrupts absolutely" Wedin

Oh drat, more people incharge to worry about. Better find a new place to hide the contaband.

EKnight

P.S. More seriously, Congrats Josh!

Congratulations to the promotions, you two! I've only met you both for a short time (in real life), but you both made quite of an impression on me.

Anyway, I'm sure you'll both do very well!

In Christ,

JoshWedin wrote: Congratulations to Caylin as well. You can have my Moderator office as soon as I get it cleaned out. My new corner office has a lot of space, but there's no room for my pony. Once I sneak him into Tony's office you can have the old one, okay?

Josh

Whooohoo!

Ahem...uh...yeah.

Thanks, everyone! I appreciate the sentiments. And congratulations to you too, Josh!

Elephant Knight wrote:Oh drat, more people incharge to worry about. Better find a new place to hide the contaband.

True... >.> ... <.<

Ha ha, more to the point it was an honor to meet you both at NWBrickFest07 just as I am honored to have and support you both for the influence you play in this community. I tip my spiked helmet to you both and I wish you many more happy years of CCizising.

A huge thank you to both Josh and Darkie for stepping into these roles! We're looking forward to working more closely to improve CC.

Bruce

Darkie's a mod... that's a scary thought... I've seen some of her MOCs... torture all around...

Steve

Congratulations to both of you and good luck

It's hard not to repeat what has been said here, but congrats to both of you, as well as the CC-team which gets some new power!

Darkie wrote:Thanks, everyone! I appreciate the sentiments. And congratulations to you too, Josh!

I'm trying to figure out what your avatar is holding in her hand. It looks rather brutish.

Alan

I'd link it, but the website is blocked at work.

It is rather brutish Alan! It's the Pear of Anguish. Her Lady's weapon of choice