I was hoping never to reply to this thread, but...
My sister has started to board dogs for a little extra cash so she can buy a MINI when she's 18 (please don't ask, long story

). Anyway, one day she had a puppy over called Patches who...quite frankly...wan't potty-trained yet..
So.
You can probally guess what happened next.
I don't know what attracted that #*%#^&!#@ puppy to crap all over my Dragon Fortress baseplate, but he did. :evil:
After the exclamations of a few select words and some well-placed kicks, plus a demand addressed to my sister, the mess was cleaned up and now the door to my room is ALWAYS shut.
I'll stick to my 1x5x2s, 2x2x3s and other LEGO POOPs from now on...