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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:35 pm
by footsteps
"Robbers in Holland at one time made use of a piece of iron in the shape of a pear, which they forced into the mouth of their victim. On turning a key, a number of springs thrust forth points of iron in all directions, so that the instrument of torture could never be taken out except by means of the key."
Oh, lovely.
Well, Darkie, how may I ingratiate myself to you?
Your humble, and very nervous, servant,
Alan
Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:45 pm
by Sir Dano
footsteps wrote:"Robbers in Holland at one time made use of a piece of iron in the shape of a pear, which they forced into the mouth of their victim. On turning a key, a number of springs thrust forth points of iron in all directions, so that the instrument of torture could never be taken out except by means of the key."

I think I'll make sure to stay on topic from now on...
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:50 am
by plums_deify
On a slightly different note, that little piece also has the distinction of being my first modified part.
Josh can vouch for me...I'm really not THAT violent in person. Or at all. I swear!
I just like to study history....

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:57 am
by JoshWedin
Darkie wrote:Josh can vouch for me...I'm really not THAT violent in person. Or at all. I swear!

I just like to study history....

Is that why you own a coloring book of torture devices?
Caylin is a nice person! She is really cool and would never harm a fly! (Of course I have to say that as she lives within driving distance and could come over and inflict extreme pain on me)
Josh
PS. Seriously, Caylin is really cool to meet in person and will be a very good Mod.
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:01 am
by footsteps
Darkie wrote: I swear!

Great, we've got a Mod who swears. And dabbles in obscure torture devices. Isn't this supposed to be a kid-friendly place?
sir dano wrote:
I think I'll make sure to stay on topic from now on...
On that note... hey, Darkie, that's a real nice parts modification. <grovel, grovel>
Alan
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:14 am
by Formendacil
footsteps wrote:Darkie wrote: I swear!

Great, we've got a Mod who swears. And dabbles in obscure torture devices. Isn't this supposed to be a kid-friendly place?
sir dano wrote:
I think I'll make sure to stay on topic from now on...
On that note... hey, Darkie, that's a real nice parts modification. <grovel, grovel>
Alan
No, no, it's at least rated PG-13. No users under 13, remember?
Welcome to the elite and exclusive club of Moderators, Caylin. As Dean of that Most August College, I greet you as our newest member. I trust we can expect greater things from you than from Josh, whom we most unfortunately had to expel from our limited number. He wasn't really living up to the expectations of the "Brute" Squad.
~Michael A. Joosten - (Self-Appointed)Dean of the College of Moderators~
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:43 am
by Athos
JoshWedin wrote:
She is really cool and would never harm a fly!
Its not the flies I'm worried about...
Steve
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 5:29 am
by Heir of Black Falcon
Great, we've got a Mod who swears. And dabbles in obscure torture devices. Isn't this supposed to be a kid-friendly place?
Should I be worried about this? Josh I make armour if you feel it will increase your odds of survival.
Darkie,
Good luck with your new position. Hopefully you enjoy it. This is a good forum.
Sorry short post but had my one hand crushed somewhat so typing slow.
R
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:16 pm
by plums_deify
Heir of Black Falcon wrote:Sorry short post but had my one hand crushed somewhat so typing slow.
It wasn't me!
Pfff. Thanks, Steve, for your vote of confidence.
Micheal, I feel privledged to join.
Josh? I actually have
two coloring books.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:58 pm
by Danielas
Darkie wrote:
Josh? I actually have
two coloring books.

You still draw in coloring Books! How old are you???
congrats! Have fun! Remember always abuse your power and ne...Wait!!! Thats not right!
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:34 pm
by DNL
Congratulations

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 6:25 pm
by Heir of Black Falcon
It wasn't me!
It was me. Promise I was not pointing any fingers.... HA HA... Sadly my huge metal punch slipped and munched my right hand. It has been a long time since I had an accident so I hope I am good for a few more years... Making the armour is not supposed to be the dangerous part.
R
Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:34 pm
by FullNelson
Maybe we should change it from Legion of the Aggie to Legi... No wait
Dictatorship of Darkie.
I like Aggie more. He does'nt torture me..Usually
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:39 am
by The Blue Knight
Now you two are "The Man." Well, Caylin is "The Woman." You two are the establishment now, man. You've gone all corporate on us, sellouts! Beware the Manchurian Moderators. Next you'll be showing up to cons with Minion t-shirts on, uh, wait...
Congrats you two, it's good to see people I know become more prominent in our hobby's community. Now, will I be able to talk directly to you come October up there? Or will I need to take a number only to be turned away by your entourages? Don't forget the little guy!
Richard
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:28 pm
by Voran_the_Scholar
Heir of Black Falcon wrote:It wasn't me!
It was me. Promise I was not pointing any fingers.... HA HA... Sadly my huge metal punch slipped and munched my right hand. It has been a long time since I had an accident so I hope I am good for a few more years... Making the armour is not supposed to be the dangerous part.
R
Ouch...sorry to hear about that, man. Hope your hand heals.