Dear Nathan Wells...

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Dear Nathan Wells...

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(Standard Disclaimer: These posts in no way reflect the actual character of Nathan Wells. His sigfig, however, is turning out to be quite a scoundrel, and we, the attendees, feel the need to make known his actions. That said, this is all a JOKE and should be taken with a grain of salt and a whole lot of humor.)

Hello, Nate. Greetings from Seattle. ;)

Nate, will you ever learn your lessons? I mean...come on. Ginny's been through a lot with you, and heaven knows she's put up with you. Why, I've no idea. You promised her that after the first incident that you'd behave, be faithful...but apparently your promises aren't nearly as valuable as your torso.

Last I checked with her, her patience wore very, very thin after the last episode, too. But in the end, she decided to give you one more try. Clearly you care more than you're letting on, right?

Sigh.

Nate, I'm not even going to ask her name, or why on earth you were fooling around with a strangely-dressed woman cavorting around in a water-filled fountain in the beginning of October. I mean, clearly the woman's nuts, since it's cold, but it's in front of the church! Have some decency!

But she caughtyou again.

She's done, Nate. She's just done. Her heart's not even breaking anymore, it seems...though I daresay she's still sad.

But she's not coming back. Nothing that Pluto says will change that fact.

Course, I wouldn't worry about her, really. Word is that she's found a nice Lord who's easing her worries for her. Seeing as, well...yeah. Point being, she's gone, Nate.

What are you going to do about it?

Frankly, I'm not holding my breath. Though, I have to question your choice of rebounds. She looks like she's going to eat you!

Let's put it this way, Nate: while Ginny may have given up on you, we, the CC'ers of the Pacific Northwest and beyond are granting you a chance at redemption (seeing as we, of course, control this whole thing ;)). What will you choose to do, Nate? Resign yourself to your fate, or fight for Ginny?

Bearing mind, of course, that you'll need more sophisticated weaponry. That's really sad, actually. KK2? Puh-leese. I half expected Megablocks!

(I hear that Brickforge and Brickarms have some fantastic things. Lord Whats-his-face purchased some new things for Ginny.)

I will point something out about Ginny, though, and I want you to keep this in mind. Given her recent choices, clearly Ginny is by no means a purist. I mean, look at that armor! And her choice of weapons?! This girl goes for the good stuff, and it doesn't need to be branded, either. Pfff. Purists. :P

How far are YOU willing to go for her? Can you go the distance? Can you customize?

We leave that choice to you, Nate.

Sincerely,

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You all will be surprised on what the Lord Of The LEGO will do when pushed too far.

Stay tuned.
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heh heh heh... This is a tradition that I enjoy more and more each year... but you would think that he would learn his lesson after awhile (or at least come better armed)! :)
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He requested arms. I provided arms.

What he failed to realize that Ginny is capable of wielding arms, as well. ;)
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Oh Nathan, you know this will stop as soon as you make it to at least on convention... :wink:
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Post by Spongey »

Hmm, I've got to start getting dating tips from Nathan. He (or his sigfig) sure know how to get around. :lol:
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