Classic-Castle.com

Right now, on CC, we have:

7 Administrators/Moderators

and

1 Gentleman
1 Squire
3 Stewards
3 Reeves
2 Journeymen
5 Archers
5 Bailiffs (I'm one of them.)
4 Artisans
5 Foot Soldiers
7 Apprentices
13 Laborers
8 Freemen
14 Peasants
35 Villeins
49 Serfs
191 Gong Farmers

Unless I am much mistaken, I am that squire, right?

And that's not really a high rank or anything.

Thank heavens I'm not posting for ranks.

(I'm just an opinionated fellow with WAY too much time.)

Why do we have so many Gong Farmers ? What do they do all day

(Warning: humorous content only - proceed at own risk)


The Politically Incorrect Social Rankings

7 Despots/Warlords

1 Toff
1 Social Climber
3 Sycophants
3 Lackeys
2 Ne'er-do-wells
5 Poachers
5 Toadies
4 Subversives
5 Thugs
7 abused children
13 Unskilled grunts
8 Unemployed
14 Oppressed
35 Indentured servants
49 Slaves
191 Slackers

Definitions of toff: an elegantly dressed man (often with affected manners)

As that Toff, I would have to say I fall far from elegantly dressed and a little to rednecked to be considered affected.

The rest you slackers have some work to do. And that social climber is moving waaay to fast. Slow down man, enjoy the scenery, eat some dead animals.

Will

wlister wrote:Definitions of toff: an elegantly dressed man (often with affected manners)

U.K. upper-class person: somebody who is rich or upper-class, especially somebody who is also smartly dressed

Dandy; Swell.

And implied but not stated, snob who thinks he is better'n the rest o' us Great Unwashed because he doesn't have to work for a living (definition of a "gentleman").

And note the color-coordinated fashion-statement destrier on a certain toff's avatar.

....but then, I'm just a jealous social-climbing sycophant, so I'm not sure I'd pay too much attention to me.

Hmm,

So I'm working on being a lackey. Maybe I'll stop posting.

Bruce

It's nice to know that there are so many people below me....
PRAISE ME, IMPUDENT SPECKS!!!
*ahem* sorry...

Help, I'm being oppressed!

I will repress who I like and the color coordinated outfit is just a disguise to hide my villany.

"You there, bring me my bunny skin slippers...
... not the grey ones you daft idiot, the white ones, they are fluffier!"










Above statement meant merely in jest, I prefer stewed rabbit to rabbit clothes.

Will

Grr... Im still at Reeves level? LOL. Should post more MOC links! j/k

Something is not right here.....I guess I need to start posting more!!

Duke_Dave wrote:Something is not right here....

Taken out of context, I have to agree: I mean, how many medieval populations were most composed of Gongfarmers? I mean, we must all be able each have our own Gongfarmer, even the lowliest serfs.

At least we only have one king (even if he is a cheating, backstabbing sneak of a dragon: j/k!)

Imagine if you became a king a 500 posts. We's already have seven.

doctorsparkles wrote:It's nice to know that there are so many people below me....
PRAISE ME, IMPUDENT SPECKS!!!
*ahem* sorry...

Silence knave! just kiding.

I think that this thread would have been better in it had never been posted. No offence meant to anyone but I think that this tread has increased the want for more posts. And if you only post because you want to become higher, than you shouldn't post at all. But I shouldn't speak because I have a slight urge to become higher than a gentlemen.

Well don't we all want to see what you are when you have 1,000,000 posts?